Grinding Gears: Grammer

I really hate it when people over enunciate the 'g' at the end of a word, for instance, the word long..."lonGAH," or going..."goinGAH." Now, I'm sure it doesn't bode well for me to name names, but Whitney off of The Hills does it, Marie' Digby (a sinGAHer for those of you who don't know) does it...and I'm just wondering who the hell taught these kids how to speak? The same goes for Washington...or simply wash...there's no 'r'...and yet, I always encounter people with that speech impediment...and I just want to ask them if they're aware, even slightly, of the exact spelling of the word. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me, and it gets under my skin and churns around, until I think I might actually explode from annoyance. People always say there's no 'I' in team...to which should be the reply, 'It really depends on the person and their mental capacity.' And just for the record, 'conversate' is not a word...so thank you Eminem for stunting the already crippled minds of the American youth. Don't get me wrong, I love him as an artist...but damn it! The majority of people should already be wearing safety helmets...it's like handing children paste on a spoon..."Eat up kids!"